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Meet Nimbus

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NameNimbus
Age5 months
BreedDwarf ร— Lionhead mix
FurBrownish-grey cloud
EyesSoft grey
VibeChaos dressed as cuteness

She's 5 months of pure fluff and absolutely no regrets. Her mane is larger than her sense of consequence, and she will judge your skincare routine silently from across the room.


"Nimbus" = rain cloud. She stormed into the world and hasn't stopped since. Her fur is the exact colour of an overcast Warsaw winter sky. Poetry.

for you specifically

The Joke Machine

Chemistry jokes. Skincare jokes. Warsaw jokes. Ones that made me question my own judgement. You're welcome.

since you literally study this

Chemistry Challenge

Find the right element symbol. You should be great at this. If you're not โ€” it's fine, you're still smart, I won't tell anyone.

Find the element: โ€”

your other love language

Skincare IQ Test

You and Clayton both love skincare. One of you is being tested right now. he's not watching. Probably. (Oh i definitely am) (but not in a creepy way of course) (nothing i haven't seen anyway)

the city that made you

Warsaw trivia

Tap each card to reveal a Warsaw fact โ€” or a joke. The line between them is thin. Like a good serum.

Warsaw was 85% destroyed in WWII. How was it rebuilt?โ–พ
Entirely from old paintings and drawings. The Poles essentially ran git restore --hard on an entire capital city. Absolute legends.
What river runs through Warsaw?โ–พ
The Wisล‚a (Vistula). Poland's longest river. In summer, people sit on the banks drinking beer, pretending they have their lives together. Deeply relatable energy.
What's a "zapiekanka"?โ–พ
Warsaw's finest street food: baguette, mushrooms, melted cheese. If Warsaw were a snack it would be a zapiekanka โ€” chaotic, messy, and deeply satisfying at 2am with questionable decision-making involved. One of those decisions is meeting you.
Why is the Warsaw Mermaid holding a sword?โ–พ
She's Warsaw's protector โ€” half woman, half fish, fully armed and done with your nonsense. The original girlboss. Her skincare routine is presumably just the Vistula, which is bold.
What's the dirtiest thing about Warsaw winters?โ–พ
They strip your skin barrier worse than an alkaline cleanser. -15ยฐC and a strong eastern wind is basically an unformulated physical exfoliant. No wonder Kacper knows his moisturisers.
True or false: Warsaw has more green space per person than London?โ–พ
True! Warsaw has tonnes of parks. ลazienki Park in particular is genuinely stunning โ€” peacocks, a palace on a lake, and the ghost of Chopin's influence literally everywhere. Overachiever energy.

your favourite flowers

The Lily Clicker

Pink and white lilies. Click the lily as many times as you want. There is no purpose. That's the point. Sometimes you just need to click a flower.

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lilies bloomed

okay but for real

Real talk.

You're from a city that rebuilt itself from rubble.
You study the literal building blocks of reality.
You know your acids from your moisturisers.
You have a freckle on your right eye that makes you look like a Renaissance portrait.

Bad days happen. But they happen to someone genuinely remarkable.

Nimbus agrees. She told me herself between binkies.